Pradesh Spinach Kickers Demand Loyalty

In a surprising turn of events, the Pradesh Spinach Kickers have demanded loyalty from all local restaurants or else they will go on strike and keep all fresh spinach from arriving at any local restaurant. This is a serious issue that is not being taken lightly by the local government agencies that have sternly stated, “All strikers will be beat the way the British beat Ghandi.” Shocked and outraged, the Indian government is now moving tanks into the area to quell and unrest and keep the local police force in line.